Shizuo's Bowtie by CircusRunaway

philophile:

Crackity crack crack fic I read some months ago for fun that I mentioned, I don’t even

Reblog if you ship Boy/Boy, Girl/Girl AND Boy/Girl. Because you don’t care about their gender so long as they have chemistry with each other. <3

iamitaliavergaso:

(via rnasaomi)

Generally I&#8217;m the catcher, but every now and again he will let me pitch :3

Generally I’m the catcher, but every now and again he will let me pitch :3

(via xx-chainsawzaya-xx-deactivated2)

kiran-freak:

ovaries have officially exploded

 I need this in me

kiran-freak:

ovaries have officially exploded

 I need this in me

I ejaculate pretty pink petlas.

I ejaculate pretty pink petlas.

(Source: dirkly, via xx-chainsawzaya-xx-deactivated2)

Angry sex is the best sex :3

Angry sex is the best sex :3

People just dont understand&#8230;
When I see a vending machine I get 2 very different yet very strong urges. Occasionally I want to thow it at someones face, but most of the time I want to put my penis in it. Something about performing sexual acts in a public place with an inanimate object gives me a straight up boner. 

People just dont understand…

When I see a vending machine I get 2 very different yet very strong urges. Occasionally I want to thow it at someones face, but most of the time I want to put my penis in it. Something about performing sexual acts in a public place with an inanimate object gives me a straight up boner. 

Izaya is so cute! I wish I could cuddle with him all day, so he could get a boner and fuck me with it &lt;3

Izaya is so cute! I wish I could cuddle with him all day, so he could get a boner and fuck me with it <3

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY