HAI! My name is Shizuo Heiwajima and I like to have lots of sex with Izaya :3
Crackity crack crack fic I read some months ago for fun that I mentioned, I don’t even
(via rnasaomi)
Generally I’m the catcher, but every now and again he will let me pitch :3
I ejaculate pretty pink petlas.
(Source: headless-strider, via xx-chainsawzaya-xx-deactivated2)
People just dont understand…
When I see a vending machine I get 2 very different yet very strong urges. Occasionally I want to thow it at someones face, but most of the time I want to put my penis in it. Something about performing sexual acts in a public place with an inanimate object gives me a straight up boner.
Izaya is so cute! I wish I could cuddle with him all day, so he could get a boner and fuck me with it <3
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY